„She bombed my heart“

satire:

Terrorist sad because Angi doesn’t feel the same for him, as he felt for her.

Dresden (npd(a)): Because she broked his heart, a terrorist seek’s revenge.

Mohamed El- Mail (Mohamed; for sure) is a syrian terrorist who seeks for revenge, because Angela Merkel broke his heart, after he declared his love for her. De- Maizére told our press that the terrorist screamed „Angi I make Lucifera of you“. Then he went in a movie show and and destroyed the dreams of all couples of a lovely future toghetter.

The police stopped the terrorist, after arresting a lot of syrian men while they were shopping. Now El-Mail is sitting in Guatanamo and we all know that he will never leave this place- and if, he won’t be normal anymore.

 

Angi is aussuaged, that her stalker is away, she doesn’t care where. „He has not much money and is not from EU or the US, so I don’t care about him“, she told yesterday to our corrispondent.

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